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EMILY. HERBIVORE. MICHIGAN.

dakotawhatever:

“damn i need to get my shit together like yesterday”

*continues to lay in bed for ten hours, sleeps in the clothes i wore that day*

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tescosfinest:

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you

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gutterphenomenon:

“I Love You So Much It’s Killing Us Both” by Jawbreaker

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lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

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im v happy with my new avatar

im-flyer-than-peter-pan: 8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

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panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazons: inthelandoflesbianism: Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.” THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT ………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery it’s right there I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find fuck srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis “it’s right there!” “here?” “no those are my balls” “in here somewhere?” “that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

(Source: makemecome, via quincidk)

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