EMILY. HERBIVORE. MICHIGAN.

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via letsbegracious)

(Source: babe-eater, via folk-yeah)

"Good to see you again, this is a home to me."

(Source: angelicpretti, via bigjokeidiot)

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via letsbegracious)

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

(via letsbegracious)

thejewishprincess:

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

Oh my god!!!! This is in orlando LMFAO

(via shortshorts666)

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

(via folk-punk)

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

(via inminsk)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via pitypartyface)

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

(via bigjokeidiot)

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